Before entering
Please read the small print.
This the world famous V O L P E small print NOT
CLOSING DOWN
S A L E
Often you may feel misled,
But you really do have to read the small print.
It is not in my nature to mislead, so
you have been warned.
Things are not always as they seem.
As always we will continue to apply our
NO HAGGLING Policy
I wish you happy shopping, but remember
when you cross the threshold
Your soul is mine.
The Devil is in the Detail, or sat behind the desk at the back, depending on your perspective.
ALWAYS READ THE SMALL PRINT
ACCORDING TO OUR EMI, THE VOLPE COOKIE POLICY, IS TO EAT THEM!
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