CLOSING DOWN

S A L E

Often you may feel misled,

But you really do have to read the small print.

It is not in my nature to mislead, so

you have been warned.

Things are not always as they seem.

As always we will continue to apply our

NO HAGGLING Policy

I wish you happy shopping, but remember

when you cross the threshold

Your soul is mine.

The Devil is in the Detail, or sat behind the desk at the back, depending on your perspective.