I have that sinking feeling…

Venice in Peril

Radio silence is broken.

Calling Moscow, calling Moscow…

Apologies, I went all Bunker Hunt…

I had been gazing into my crystal ball, it has been staring blankly back.

The face I would normally see, should resemble either Dorian Gray or ‘The Scream’, but it’s not one face, it’s 41 million emotionless faces, silent against the Whimsy of Westminster.

Or at least I think that was her name.

Frankly it was all a blur! I wasn’t looking for business, but it’s strange how the extra 20,000 ‘bobbies on the beat’ all appear at the same time. Haven’t they got anything better to do? I will leave you to fill in the blanks, I have no recollection, as it was the last thing I saw before passing out!

Anyway, apparently, we should be ‘getting it done’.

Three trite words to describe one of the most important decisions in generations.

Getting what done?

A drinking session in a brewery, shutting the stable door, making snowballs in hell, holding a snowflake to a flame?

Perhaps, we should all be holding our Johnson to the flame… Ouch!

Yet, you might say we’ve spent the odd hundred million here, the odd billion on preparation there. Water, water, everywhere, and all the boards did shrink: water, water, everywhere, nor a drop to drink.

Since Pangaea we have been drifting away from Europe by a few millimetres every century, tectonic plates a breakin’, and all this time Venice has been sinking…

I’ve had my head down and my not insubstantial nose pressed hard to the grindstone, whilst all the time trying to avoid the cracks in the pavement.

Has all this been passing me by, or was I, in my apathy letting it wash over me like honey; and what have they achieved, sweet ‘Fanny Adam’?

It appears you can say, or do anything. Hang the consequences, or the legality of it, then debate it until hell freezes over.

And now we have an election to contend with.

We’re just going to end up with a Celtic, Five Star, Right Wing, Marxist coalition. Led by… a comedian with no sense of humour? Who may just be able to commit to a vague promise!

Meanwhile, across the ‘Pond’ life continues, the Donald eats, shoots and leaves, the words coming out in no order whatsoever. It appears he is also obsessed with anything that could be done doggy style.

Died like a dog, left like a dog, a bit of a shaggy dog story. I shall leave you to add your own references. It won’t be much of a downward dog stretch… as he leaves the room with the contented smile of a trumping dog!

Michael Bloomberg has thrown his ten-gallon hat into the ring, and The D is trying to work out if it is fake news or not.

D is biden (sic.) his time and threatened with in peach, which given the colour of his hair will make his face look apricot…

Someone I have never seen dressed in peach, is Susan my elegant, sometime breakfast companion who has taken up dancing to occupy some of her free time. Always spritely, she loves to flamenco, but has also been known to tango and being an extremely attractive woman, she is not short of admirers. At a recent tea dance one beau stepped forward, hand outstretched.

‘Would you like to tango?’ he asked, ‘we can dance it hip to hip.’ He added. Yet, they had turned less than half the floor when Susan had become aware that this was not Rosaline’s quivering thigh, more the demesnes that there, adjacent lies, and it were not a quivering!

Quick as a flash she grabbed her castanets and off she whirled, leaving the scoundrel floundering in her wake, holed below the Plimsoll Line, taking on water, rather than sipping champagne, pass me a doble!

Until now I have avoided any mention of HRH Prince Andrew, out of respect for that great Italian dish, ‘Pizza’, which has been dragged into this whole sordid affair through no fault of its own!

It has to be noted that Pizza Express is not in essence ‘Italian’, and owes more of its heritage to Peterborough than to Naples, but solidarity brother.

Ahhhh, solidarity… you’ll be hearing a lot more of that is Jezza gets in!”

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More New Stock

If you haven’t used that extra hour from the weekend yet, why not spend some time looking through some new goodies.

And remember, it’s never too early to shop for Christmas

Orange Extra Fine Merino Wool Crew Neck with Reversible Coat in Rain Wool (Wool Side)

Orange Extra Fine Merino Wool Crew Neck with Reversible Coat in Rain Wool (Nylon Side)

Brown Extra Fine Merino Wool Crew Neck Pullover with Reversible Gilet (Wool Side) and Leather Gloves

Brown Extra Fine Merino Wool Crew Neck Pullover with Reversible Gilet (Nylon Side) and Leather Gloves

Red Extra Fine Merino Wool Crew Neck Pullover with Reversible Gilet (Nylon Side)

Red Extra Fine Merino Wool Crew Neck Pullover with Reversible Gilet (Nylon Side)

Electric Blue Extra Fine Merino Wool Crew Neck Pullover

Brown Roll Neck Pullover

Electric Blue Roll Neck Pullover

Dark Blue Roll Neck Pullover

Blue Blouson with Wool Knitted Sleeves

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Blue Wool Cardigan Close Up

Grey Wool Cardigan Close Up

New Stock

Yet more new arrivals; this time a mix of knitwear and shirts.

Extensive testing was performed on the Rain Wool as evidenced below!

Black Rain Wool Blouson – Tried and Tested

Reversible Navy Blue Cashmere Gilet with Navy Blue Nylon Reverse – Grey Cashmere Cable Knit Pullover – Blue Camo Wool Trousers

Navy Blue Milano Stitched Cotton Zip Cardigan with Contrast Cuffs, Contrast Skirt and Contrast inside

Off White Cashmere Roll Neck

Blue and White Striped Cotton Shirt with Navy Knitted Tie

Light Blue and Pale Grey Brushed Cotton Shirts

Blue and White Prince of Wales Check Cotton Shirt

Navy Blue, Grey and Light Blue Cotton Jersey Shirts

New Knitwear

Just in case any of you might be interested!

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Pale Grey & Purple Merino Wool Vintage Wash Mock Turtle Neck with Mother of Pearl Buttons

Charcoal Grey & Green Merino Wool Vintage Wash Mock Turtle Neck with Mother of Pearl Buttons

Orange and Pale Blue Merino Wool Vintage Wash Mock Turtle Neck with Mother of Pearl Buttons

Blue and Fawn Merino Wool Vintage Wash Mock Turtle Neck with Mother of Pearl Buttons

Birdseye Brown and Blue Virgin Wool Zip Cardigan

Birdseye Blue Virgin Wool Zip Cardigan

Navy Blue Rain Wool Roll Neck

Navy Blue Virgin Wool Waffle Weave Zip Cardigan

Brown Vintage Wash Virgin Wool Roll Neck Pullover

Blue Vintage Wash Virgin Wool Roll Neck Pullover

Grey Birdseye Wool Roll Neck

Blue Birdseye Wool Roll Neck

Grey and Blue Virgin Wool Crew Neck Pullover

Blue and Brown Virgin Wool Crew Neck Pullover

Mid Grey Virgin Wool Pop Over

Navy Blue Virgin Wool Pop Over

Pinch, Punch, First of the Month

Nylon camouflage gilet in shades of blue £275

Padded jacket in Vitale Barberis Canonico trimmed with suede – £590

Padded Coat in Loro Piana Rain System, and removable collar insert, and in navy blue £790

Collar Insert

Quilted Gilet in Vitale Barberis Canonico £320

Nylon Camouflage Gilet

Quilted Nylon Gilet in Navy Blue £250

Quilting detail

Quilted Nylon Gilet in Black £250

Navy Blue Gilet

Nylon Quilted Gilet in Brown £250